It was a cold, dark and wet Monday morning. Monday’s were bad enough normally, but today I had to go to the dreaded, evil Dentist – Dr Grimes…

Dr Grimes was perhaps the cruelest and meanest dentist in the world. He took delight in making his patients life a misery, and today it was my turn to suffer.

I arrived, waited nervously for 10 minutes and then it was my turn. Dr Grimes passed me an odd looking, green liquid and said “Drink this, it will sooth your nerves little boy.” I drank it, but it made my tongue tingle and that was the last thing I remember…